The hermetic Crab

aristo-kitty:

fuckyesquidditch:

theybuiltastauteofus:

I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.

I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.

See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about.

Don’t have that problem with quidditch.

meatmodel:

my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete

tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]

mrrandomneseianese:

Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are

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like we have the vacuums

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we have the dirty stuff

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we have the fixers

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we have the ceptioners

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and we have my favorite 

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like these are the greatest things in the world

blazepress:

Never ending fight.
By Stephen Vyas.

blazepress:

Never ending fight.

By Stephen Vyas.

tastefullyoffensive:

Mammo-Grahams [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Mammo-Grahams [via]

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

Gotta grow out the beard to see what color it is. Looking like a nice auburn. 

Gotta grow out the beard to see what color it is. Looking like a nice auburn. 

exexunderscore:

what youtube was made for

nubbsgalore:

during the autumn rutting season, red deer stag find themselves with elaborate bracken crowns from having rubbed their heads against the ground, which they do to strengthen their neck muscles so as to help them in battle with those competing for the affections of the does. photos by (click pic) mark smith, toby melville, luke millward and greg morgan in london’s richmond park. (see also: more autumn rut in richmond park)

So, I was thinking to myself, why don’t they make terry cloth shirts for optimal phone screen/glasses polishing purposes? Turns out they do! Damned useful. 

So, I was thinking to myself, why don’t they make terry cloth shirts for optimal phone screen/glasses polishing purposes? Turns out they do! Damned useful. 

clockworkruins:

I have had this video on my hard drive for about 5 years and I think about it on a daily basis