If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!
Tis but a flesh wound
I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.
babe can i show you my d*ck
Ball is life
i got angry and made a thing.
As a cashier who deals with this shit every day, it’s nice to see that some people actually care about us.
i want to frame this and hang it in every store there is
"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"
I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO
the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot
This, boys and girls, is why I am a percussionist.
"We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American Eagle in order to feather their own nests" - FDR
See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon
We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster