…
I think I can fap to this. Not sure.
friend: omfg did you see the picture about-
me: yeah
friend: what about th-
me: yeah
friend: and the othe-
me: yeah
friend: did you see them on facebook?
me: lol no, facebook stole them from tumblr
So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…
my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”
it is like 400 dollars
where did he get it
what is
what
what
what
what
w h a t
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
- “im probably the biggest nerd you’ll ever meet”
- “im probably the most random person ever”
- “youll never meet anyone like me”
- “im different from most girls”
