The hermetic Crab
ilovestarkidtoomuch:

stunningpicture:

If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!

Tis but a flesh wound

ilovestarkidtoomuch:

stunningpicture:

If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!

Tis but a flesh wound

laughhard:


I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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yungpichu:

Ball is life

yungpichu:

Ball is life

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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-zvarri:

katemunsterrr:

klefaeries:

green-witch-uprooted:

goingtonamek:

i got angry and made a thing.

Important

As a cashier who deals with this shit every day, it’s nice to see that some people actually care about us.

Thank you…

i want to frame this and hang it in every store there is

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

This, boys and girls, is why I am a percussionist.

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

This, boys and girls, is why I am a percussionist.

freemasonryesoterica:

"We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American Eagle in order to feather their own nests" - FDR

freemasonryesoterica:

"We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American Eagle in order to feather their own nests" - FDR

tastefullyoffensive:

[somethingsarcastic]

deathbeforedigital:

miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

^^^

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster