The hermetic Crab

johncoveredinjam:

universal-magnetic:

stache-tastic:

medea37:

clotpole-prince-arthur:

Anne and I just decorated our graduation caps and I’m so pleased with mine.

That is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

In which my friends are far craftier than I’ll ever be.

Kylee, you are the greatest, ily 5evr

literally the best

universal-magnetic:

stache-tastic:

medea37:

clotpole-prince-arthur:

Anne and I just decorated our graduation caps and I’m so pleased with mine.

That is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

In which my friends are far craftier than I’ll ever be.

Kylee, you are the greatest, ily 5evr

literally the best

Reblog if you’re a part of Rock N’ Roll fandom on Tumblr.

New zep shirt!

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

supporttattoosandpiercings:

Support Tattoos and Piercings at Work!

GO LIKE: www.facebook.com/SupportTattoosAndPiercingsAtWork

While I do not particularly care for them, I don’t agree with workplace discrimination regarding them either.

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johnnydeppsexwife:

If you take katy perry’s face and put it on paula deen’s head it’s still paula deen!

karla-world:

lovee

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

beaver-whale:

fuckisonyobiscuit:

well

fair price

shadowlink-:

WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY

LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

tastefullyoffensive:

[trickrtreatr]